depression chicken

do you ever wonder if the c.i.a. has done some kind of mental conditioning on you? like mk ultra but more boring? it's pretty likely if you think about it. the c.i.a. strikes me as very bored and in possession of a very large budget. like for real, have you heard of operation acoustic kitty? that shit really happened. they sewed a microphone and radio transmitter into a cat to make a feline super spy... only to have it get run over almost immediately...

so give me one good reason they wouldn't be mass conditioning all of us? is all of some sub-sector of marketing a c.i.a. psyop? i believe so; i have no other rational explanation for my intense and sudden cravings for a plate, no bucket, of delicious fried chicken whenever i feel depressed.

no, wait... where are you going? think about it... when do you crave fried chicken? when life is going great and you're feeling hunky dory? hell no! you're getting fried chicken and a basket of fries when you are stressed out. i believe that all fried chicken chain restaurants have utilized c.i.a. mind control methods to trigger an intense craving for fried chicken upon a negative emotional response.

think about the mascots or spokespeople for fried chicken restaurants? that goofy looking dog from raising cane's? he is definitely a survivor of operation acoustic doggy. he has to be. jollibee's? that fucking bee definitely tortured political prisoners in the philippines on the behalf of the c.i.a. and may have direct contact with henry kissinger via an ouija board.

no other explanation...

i want some fried chicken