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operation acoustic kitty shirt

operation acoustic kitty shirt

$28.00 USD
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this operation acoustic kitty shirt features an original illustration of a cia spy cat. let people know you will never forget the sacrifice of these 'patriotic' kitty cats who... uhhh... i guess were a waste of taxpayer money by a corrupt and unethical government agency that shouldn't exist. sorry little buddies...

printed on cotton and polyester blend bella+canvas t-shirts. nice and soft with no scratchiness. they come pre-shrunk so no need to worry about the fit changing dramatically later too.

clothing info

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

size chart

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

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sacred goblin lore

did you know that in the 1960s, the c.i.a. attempted to turn cats into super spies against the soviet union by putting microphones in their ears and sewing radio transmitters into their heads? yeah... acoustic kitty (sometimes referred to as 'project acoustic kitty' or 'operation acoustic kitty') was a real thing. they spent about $20 million usd in the 1960s on this brain-dead project. $20 million usd is easily over $100 billion usd in 2024 if you account for inflation.

do you know what the results of operation acoustic kitty were? failure. the first cat they sent out immediately got run over crossing the street... i mean according to one person. another c.i.a. operative claimed that after difficulties they removed the gear from the cat, sewed him back up and he lived a long and healthy life. definitely... that is definitely what happened. some people even say that the cat lived as long and healthy a life as chiquita brands international... 

to any of the cats lost to operation acoustic kitty: you are lost but not forgotten.